Conspiracy Theory Chronicles
Chapter 12
Our heroes Bill and Jill were resting on their porch or veranda smoking clinically approved marihuana and watching their hands becoming huge! At that moment Jill had another vision and came up with the following conspiracy theory called The Baia Hypothesis:
Imagine that planet Burth is a cosmic living superorganism called Baia. All celestial objects are living superorganisms including planets, stars, red dwarfs, black holes (their motto is: BHM, Black Holes Matter!), and galaxies except the Samsung Galaxy series!
Yes, there was something else a celestial called Dark Matter which was not a living organism but a dead one, in charge with all the deaths in the Universe, pure evil and unseen. Dark Matter has its own fans and its own slogan: DMM Dark Matter Metter!
In Burthian mythology, the wide-bosomed Baia was one of the primordial goddesses, the Primal Mother Burth.
A step forward into the future and Baia is for real the celestial superorganism and all organisms living or not are interacting with each other. They form a very complex mega-system that constantly regulates life on planet Burth.
All the plants and animals are constantly sending signals to Baia to continually try to maintain life on Burth.
The Burthian species have spent the least amount of time on Burth but also, they caused the most damage to the planet.
Baia was sending lots of messages to the Burthians regarding pollution and destruction like the reduction of the bee population, massive bush fires, floods, and desert advancement but the Burthians kind of ignored all these signals.
A vengeful Baia decided to punish the Burthians, and Dark Matter was called into the picture to release the deadly Guvid-19Bis virus. The pandemic started from that bio-lab in Yuhan, Fackina and the whole Burth planet was plunged into chaos. A study of the spread of Guvid-19Bis over 77 administrative regions found that 80% of the deaths caused by the virus were in just 5 regions, the most polluted ones!
Baia the Primal Mother loved all her creations so, Baia did not want the extinction of the Burthians, just to give them a wake-up call. So, Dark Matter dude was called off after killing several million Burthians and Baia released the cure in the form of vaccines. Yes, vaccines are created by Baia not made by some Big Pharma conglomerated!
In the end, one question remains: If Baia is the Primal Mother who the hell is the Primal Father?
